First of all, don’t get bamboozled! Despite the address saying this is in Jacksonville, it’s actually more than ten miles outside of Jacksonville and there is nothing, and I mean NOTHING else around. $250/night for the deluxe kingsize is a stretch. Maybe I wouldn’t be so disappointed if I had paid less. Like $100/night less. The “art” and furniture should have stayed at the garage sale it was purchased from. There is no shower. NO. SHOWER. There is no tv. TV would have come in handy to drown the noise of the very performative sex happening in the room above. I mean, you can hear EVERYTHING! If you’re anti tv then provide a borrowing library with books and games. Provide the rooms with Bluetooth speakers. Something. The “linens” were sad. The duvet insert was tired and flat. The duvet was actually a sheet it was wrapped up in. The PAPER blinds were dusty and dirty and needless to say not blackout nor was the cheap curtain so when the sun comes up so do you. The view of the river from the private porch was overshadowed by the noise of the patio full of restaurant patrons 40 yards away. They don’t shut up until 10:00pm. The slipper chairs in the room are unusable. The multiple mismatched (and broken) lamps don’t provide much light. The bedside tables are tiny to the point of being useless. No info on where to get ice, restaurant hours, etc. no room service. On a good note, bed was comfortable, staff was friendly if scarce, restaurant was a surprise. Superb food and drinks.