Title: A $7,000 Rip-Off: Caesar’s Palace is a Total Scam
I stayed at Caesar’s Palace expecting luxury, but I got a nightmare instead. Spending over $7,000 for three rooms across four nights was a colossal mistake. Here’s why you should avoid this place at all costs:
1. Stone-Cold Bathrooms with Zero Comfort: The bathroom floors are freezing, and they don’t even provide slippers. For $600 a night, that’s inexcusable.
2. No Bathrobes: Luxury? Hardly. Even budget hotels manage to provide this basic amenity.
3. Customer Service From Hell: The staff is clueless, unhelpful, and bounces you around from department to department with no resolution. It’s frustrating beyond belief.
4. No Complimentary Water: A single, tiny bottle of water is in the room, but it costs $15. It’s pure greed.
5. Coffee Machine Con: There’s a coffee machine, but you need to shell out $22 for coffee pods. This is laughable and insulting.
6. Terrible WiFi: Staying on the 63rd floor of the Octavius Tower, I had almost no cell network, so I connected to their WiFi. Big mistake. It’s the worst WiFi imaginable, and you can only connect two devices. If you’re a couple, that’s one phone each—forget about connecting a laptop. Want to connect a third device? That’ll be an extra $15 per day, per device. In 2024, even a corner coffee shop offers free WiFi without this nonsense.
7. Constant Nickel-and-Diming: Every little thing here costs extra. From water to WiFi, Caesar’s Palace seems determined to milk every l